My Sister the Lazy Salesman

Scene: I am in bed, on my computer, when a IM pops up. No hello, no what's up.

sarahkim [10:17 PM]: i have beer
me [10:17 PM]: lol
me [10:17 PM]: ok
me [10:17 PM]: what did u buy
me [10:17 PM]: damn
me [10:17 PM]: im trying to cut down
me [10:17 PM]: i got so fat
sarahkim [10:17 PM]: but i need a bottle opener
me [10:17 PM]: lol
me [10:17 PM]: theres 1 downstairs
me [10:18 PM]: and 1 on the living room table
sarahkim [10:18 PM]: bring it upstairs
me [10:18 PM]: lol
me [10:18 PM]: u r so lazy
sarahkim [10:18 PM]: and i will give u one beer
me [10:18 PM]: LOL
sarahkim [10:18 PM]: dude
sarahkim [10:19 PM]: its pretty good
sarahkim [10:19 PM]: and i only got 3 left

Needless to say, one beer was traded for my delivery services